Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Etsy
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Bert, Elaine, Baker Smurf, Iron Eagle
Sesame Street Persona Test
Your Score: Bert
You scored 89% Organization, 51% abstract, and 59% extroverted!
This test measured 3 variables.
First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean.
Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type.
Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself.
You are very organized, both concrete and abstract, and both introverted and extroverted.
Here is why are you Bert.
You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. Bert is a big neat freak and gets quite annoyed when Ernie makes a big mess.
You both are sometimes concrete and sometimes abstract thinkers. Bert is probably a bit more concrete in his bottlecap collecting addiction and his love of the weather. He does show his abstract side when he sings and performs his "Doin' The Pidgeon" song. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course.
You are both somewhat introverted. Bert is probably more introverted, because he spends most of his time either with Ernie or alone. Still he has no problem being around other people in his role as chairman of "The National Association of 'W' Lovers." Like Bert, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations.
The other possible characters are
Oscar the Grouch
Big Bird
Snuffleupagus
Ernie
Elmo
Kermit the Frog
Grover
Cookie Monster
Guy Smiley
The Count
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4525550649363613939/Your-SESAME-STREET-Persona
The Your Seinfeld Identity Test
Your Score: Elaine
You scored 22% Harsh, 52% Kavorka, 21% Sarcastic
This test measured 3 variables.
First it measured how harsh you were. By harshness I don't mean whether I think you are going to kill somebody, but whether you are a lollipop and happiness person, or a "shit happens" type of person.
Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for "the lure of the animal." According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.
Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.
You scored low in harshness, medium in Kavorka, and low in sarcasm. In other words you are a pretty normal friendly person. You aren't mean to others, and you have a cheery attitude. You also have a tad of Kavorka in you. You can't get anybody you want, but you do have some appeal.
I bet you are thinking, why Elaine? It was tough to find a major character that fit you. Elaine isn't able to get any guy she wants, but she does have her shiksa appeal. While Elaine can get nasty at times, you are both mostly gentle people.
You may not surround yourself with only men, and you might be able to keep a normal job, but otherwise...you are Elaine.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/9689055168657518336/your-SEINFELD-identity
The Smurf Personality Test
Your Score: Baker Smurf
You are 66 % Action Driven, 78% Interpersonal, 82% Street Smart, and 70% Artistic
This test measured 4 variables.
First, this test measured if you place a higher value on words or actions. Both have their own advantages. For instance a skilled negotiator and a skilled firefighter both save lives.
Second, this test compared your intrapersonal and interpersonal intelligences. Simply put intrapersonal intelligence means you understand yourself, while interpersonal intelligence means you understand others.
Third, this test measured if you are more book smart or street smart. Book smart people may be more interested in a variety of topics, while street smart people focus on the most relevant information. Smurfette is very street smart, while Poet Smurf is not.
Fourth, this test measured if you prefer an artistic or functional approach to life. Artistic people may concentrate more on details and ambiance, while functional people focus on if it works. In this case Vanity Smurf would be considered Artistic while Hefty Smurf just wants to lift stuff up.
You are more action driven, more interpersonal, more street smart, and more artistic.
Congratulations, you are Baker Smurf! Let's find out why.
The master of culinary inventions, Baker Smurf is a smurf of action. He enjoys creating masterpieces for others to eat. Too bad Greedy Smurf is always trying to steal them. Like Baker Smurf you are not the type to just sit around. Baker Smurf knows his talent in life. Your high intrapersonal intelligence score suggests you also know your own strengths and desires.
Your high street smarts score suggests you are comfortable in new situations. Baker Smurf could create his dishes anywhere, as long as the proper ingredients are around. Of course art and beauty is very important to Tailor Smurf. A true chef, he knows that good food is not only about taste. You also seem to appreciate art, creativity and design.
The 16 possible smurf categories are...
Lazy Smurf, Slouchy Smurfling, Hefty Smurf, Papa Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Sassette Smurfling, Grandpa Smurf, Handy Smurf, Dreamy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Poet Smurf, Baker Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Smurfette, Tailor Smurf
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/17485837933297914632/Smurf-Personality
Which 80's Action Flick Are You
Your Score: Iron Eagle
You scored 37% Justice, 28% American Way, and 54% Truth!
Break the sound barrier. Break the speed barrier.
There's really not very much about you that's good. You're derivative; a cheap knockoff. But you do have Larry B. Scott (Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds,) so that has to count for something. Despite all your flaws, somehow you still manage to rock.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Totally Disneyfied
We could have not asked for better weather. It was in the 80's every day and only rained that one time. We went to the beach one day and to the Everglades where we saw dozens of alligators very close up.
It was almost a perfect trip. We had to say goodbye to our friends and the flight home were the only bad parts. We were the family that no one wants to be near on their flight. About 30 minutes into it, Ava puked all over me and herself, including her lovey blanket that she can not go to sleep without. So we smelled great. And since her lovey was covered in throw up, she screamed the next 2 hours. I was very happy to land even if it meant being in the cold again with an Arctic front coming in in a couple of days. Woo hoo!
Friday, January 04, 2008
The Zoodoodis
I have been without a voice for 2 days and have a severe sore throat. I finally went to the doctor today and they gave me an antibotic, although they had no name for what I have, just a list of things it could possibly be, ranging from Strep Throat to Sinusitis. And since they didn't know, they gave me an antibiotic. Usually I am not willing to take antibotics unless they are certain that what I have is Bacterial and not Viral. Since my throat feels like it has been blow torched, and I'm leaving for Florida tomorrow, I was happy to get something. Hopefully it will help soon. I've not had strep since I was a kid and if it isn't strep that I have, I would hate to know what strep feels like. But, hooray, we're going to Disney World in 4 days.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Advice to Moms
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Little Belles Boutique
First of all, I am very annoyed about the fact that I am unable to organize the pictures on this post. And it looks terrible.
I have been meaning to do this post for a long time now. I wanted to get Ashley's things to her so she wouldn't know what her gift was before I sent it. So this one is a long time coming. As most of you know, I started my own business a few months ago. I started out making bows for Ava and people started asking where I got them. Well it turned into a little business. It is a lot of fun and I have quite a few regular customers and I sell in 3 local shops. I'm going to be doing a craft show in a few weeks. Since the bows were going over so well, I started making other things, like Swavroski Crystal pacifier holders, burpcloths, wipes cases, and tutus, I've even made a couple of outfits. So if you hear of anyone needing bows, I can set them up.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
It's Been A While
It was an 11 hour drive, 11 hours if we didn't have kids that is. Mapquest doesn't figure in kids. Especially a 10 month old that hates riding in a car. The trip home Monday was a nightmare. We decided to go through TN, instead of West VA, just to change it up a bit. We got to around Knoxville and Ava had had enough. We rode though another 175 miles to Nashville and spent the night there, and drove the rest of the way home yesterday. The kids were really happy to be home. We took Heath's truck on the trip and when I went to get in my car yesterday it wouldn't start. A tow truck had to come a tow it to Honda. And Colton wanted to lay in bed with us for a little while last night because he had a tummy ache. At about 9:30 he threw up all over Heath, twice. He was sick all night and still feels bad this morning. Welcome home.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Daisy
A few days ago, I ran an ad in the paper to give my dogs away. Bart I've had since he was 5 wks old. He is 10 years old now. And Daisy we had since she was a pup and she is 5. After no less than 50 calls, Daisy got a new home today. An older couple took her that live on a farm. She will be with another lab and will live in a barn and get to run. It was still very sad seeing her go. Even though I think good people got her and it has to be better than living in a small pen in the back yard, I still cried as she rode away. I don't think I can let Bart go. We brought him in and gave him a bath. We are going to try him inside again. I got so many calls on him. Everyone wanted a free Min Pin even if he was an old man. It's been a sad month pet wise. Our cat died and Daisy got a new home.
California
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
The Soundtrack of Your Life
1. Opening Credits: Be Yourself- Audioslave
2. Birth: Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Stray Cats
3. First Day At School: Hey Ya- Outkast
4. Falling In Love: Doesn't Remind Me- Audioslave
5. Fight Song: Remember When- Alan Jackson
6. Breaking Up: I Want it All- Queen
7. Prom: Pump It- Black Eyed Peas
8. Life: Heart Shaped Box- Nirvana
9. Mental Breakdown: Right Here- Staind
10. Driving: We Will Rock You- Queen
11. Flashback: Crash Into Me- Dave Matthews Band
12. Wedding: Blow Away- Staind
13. Birth of a Child: Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
14. Final Battle: Creep- Radiohead
15. Death Scene: I Alone- Live
16. Funeral: Rooster- Alice in Chains
17. Ending Credits: Hemmorage- Fuel
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Goin' Back to Cali

Thursday, April 26, 2007
The Never Ending Survey part2
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. But I have the same name as about every other girl born in the 1970's
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Don't remember
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sometimes
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Peanutbutter
KIDS? 2 little uns
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I hope so. I try to be a nice person
DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL ? No, but I have a blog
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? hum...
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No. I hate heights.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cracklin Oat Bran & Rice Krispies.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No, and like Brooke, I'm always irritated at myself when I put them back on. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yep, I work out! I can kick yo butt!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Mint Chocolate Chip
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? probably what they are wearing
RED OR PINK? Red
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I don't speak my mind to anyone except my immediate family and many times I wish I could or would. I hate confrontation so I guess that's why.
DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Bop
DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No, definatly not
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARIING? Red sweats with a big bleach mark on the leg and no shoes
THE LAST THING YOU ATE? coffee
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Ava making noise
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Red, it's my favorite color
FAVORITE SMELL? Fresh-brewed coffee in the morning, watermelon, my bebes, Heath
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Tina
DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I stole it from another blog but I do like them
FAVORITE DRINK? Coffee, Iced Tea, Coke Zero, & Gin & Tonic
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Baseball but only the Cardinals.
HAIR COLOR? Blonde, I don't know what my natural color is anymore
EYE COLOR? Green
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
FAVORITE FOOD? Sushi
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy Endings
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? All the way through- Happy Feet, The beginning of The Pursuit of Happiness
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Royal Blue tank top
SUMMER OR WINTER? Definatly summer
HUGS OR KISSES? hugs unless you are Heath or one of my babies
FAVORITE DESSERT? pie , dark chocolate, tiramisu
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I would like to say the bible, but I'm not currently reading any book over 10 pages long and involving lots of pictures.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? IRS e-file, a freebie.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV LAST NIGHT? some of American Idol, I just can't get into it this year
FAVORITE SOUNDS? Ava lauging, Heath's truck getting home, Colton playing, Silence
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Neither, how bout some AC/DC
THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Alaska or St. Lucia not sure which is further
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I don't think so at least not that I can think of
WHEN WERE YOU BORN? December 25, 1974
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Ten Names
My Ten Names.
YOUR REAL NAME: Heather Jennings
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Heaizzle
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Red Monkey
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) Denise Elmwood
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) Jenhe (sounds more like Forrest Gump)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) Green Gin and Tonic
IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name) Ensovte
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names) June Elvin
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Daisy
YOUR ADULT FILM STAR NAME: (your first pet's name plus your mother's maiden name) Mitzi Robertson
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Initiation Into Motherhood

Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Babes, Bags, and Bed Bugs
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Church Signs
I have seen this one twice now on different churchs, it's the best one I've seen in a while. Peanut butter isn't the only thing being recalled by it's maker. Other ones that really make you think are... And you think it's hot here (of course this one works best in Summertime), Come in for a faith lift, and my personal all time favorite, Go Jesus Go (displayed at Christmas time) Where exactly is Jesus going? Or is this a Jesus cheer? If so, let me get my pom poms. I guess you have to go in to find out for sure.
Friday, March 02, 2007
Hooray for Free Stuff
Monday, February 12, 2007
My Girls

T.H. & B.H.- I feel like I have to put the two of you together. We have spent so little time one on one since we have been adults. And I feel the same way about both of you. I have never thought of you as cousins. The title cousin has never been able to express the closeness that we have. I have always felt like your big sister even when we were very young. Maybe that's why I feel very protective of the two of you. We have had some unforgettable times together. The two of you are in so many of my good memories and in a lot of my earliest ones. My favorite will always be Mexico. What a great time we had. Everytime I think of it I smile and get sad because I wish we could do it all over again. I would hop on a plane right now with you two (and my family of course) and head down there. But, anytime spent with the two of you though are always good times and make happy memories. You both have always been there for me through the good times and bad. You have always listened when I've needed a shoulder to cry on. B- there is no one on earth that can make me laugh like you. You are the funniest person I know and you can find humor in almost any situation. You are also very tenderhearted. I miss all of my family in Memphis, but the two of you are the ones that I have always missed the most. Especially over the last few years since we have been closer than ever. It's always so hard to say goodbye. I love you two more than I could ever begin to say.
A.P.W.- You are also my happy memory from Kingsbury Jr. High. I was so very sad when you went to Craigmont, I tried my hardest to get my parents to let me go there too. I will never forget all of the great times we had when we were young teens. It was great that your mom worked at the mall. A dream for teenaged girls to go to work with her mom and hang out all day. Remember walking through there holding hands and saying as we passed people looking at us oddly, "No we're not". Nerds we were. So many of my memories of our time together were out in service with your brother and this old brother (his name isn't coming to me). We wrote many letters sitting on the couch in your living room to people that were in the obituary (not to them but the relatives :)). And I remember laying on your mom's bed studying our Watchtower. You did the first half, I did the last, and then we copied each others underlining.You inspired my artistic side. I wanted so badly to be able to write and draw like you. Of course I was never able to. One of my most valued posessions is the paperdolls you gave me on my wedding day. I have been so happy to have you back in my life these last few years and I am so sorry that so much time passed.
S.P.A.- I remember meeting you at Skateland. You were wearing a hot pink sweater. It was an instant friendship. Although we lost touch for several years I never stopped loving you or thinking about you. You had such a deep impact on my life. How could you not have, we spent so much time together in our formative teenage years. You were and still are like a sister to me. I will never forget all the times we met halfway with our parents at BP because we couldn't drive yet. Or the time mom freaked out and called the police because she thought we were missing and she sat her purse on the note saying that we went to the movie to see Dances With Wolves. Or all the times we drove out to Old Time Pottery stopping at Taco Bell along the way getting our usual, a Burrito Supreme and Nacho Supreme or when we were feeling really bad a Burrito Supreme and a Nachos BelGrande (with 2 waters along with our drinks so they wouldn't think we were pigs), listening to Magic Carpet Ride over and over trying to figure out what they were saying. I loved pioneering with you and going to pioneer school together. I still think of the young woman you studied with that lived so far out and wonder what ever happened to her. One of the things that makes me saddest in my life is that we lost touch for so long. Thank you for coming back into my life. I can't wait to see you.
R.S.M.- I remember meeting you at the hall right when you moved back from CA. I thought you hated me. Shortly thereafter I went to your graduation party and then your wedding and shortly after that we became friends. I remember thinking wow, we have done something with them every weekend lately. There is no one that truly "gets" my love for Target or Mexico like you do. I think about you and wonder how I would have ever survived without you. You have truly been a friend through it all and when I needed a friend the most. We have some great memories together too. Hey, you remember that time we went to Mexico and that last day walking back from the beach? ;) Yes, I know you do since we still talk about it a year later. Thank you for being there for me and being my friend sticking closer than a brother.
A.N.- I think you are probably in the wrong spot as to when you really came into my life. I put you in here though because it's when we became real friends. I remember meeting you when we were very young kids maybe 10 or so. It seems like we were in Little Rock, AR for a convention. But I also remember being in Cape at your house. I wanted you to come home with me so bad and I think that we devised a little plan but your folks said no. I was so disappointed. Little did I know that years later, I would marry a close friend of yours and I would live in your town and we would be friends as adults. You are such a great person. I enjoy all of the time we spend together. You definatly make the best goulash, apple pie, and gin & tonic in the world!
S.T.N.- The first time I remember meeting you, you were very pregnant with your youngest. You were wearing a gold outfit and you looked so pretty. Although that was years ago, we didn't become good friends until recently. You are truly kind and so thoughtful not to mention hospitable. I always look forward to spending time with you and your family and we always have such a great time together.
I feel so fortunate to have so many wonderful people in my life. Thank you all for being a part of it. I love you all so much.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Monday Update

We had nice weekend. We hired a sister from our hall to babysit on Saturday night. It's the first time we have been out together in a really long time. And the first time anyone besides family has watched our kids. We went to a really cool place here called Royal N'Orleans. It's very good and a really nice place. We handed over the babies at 5:00, had dinner and went to Barnes and Noble to check out some house plan books. By 8:30 we were so beat, we had to go home. We had the babysitter until 10:00, but I guess we are too old to hang out that late. We went to a Superbowl Party last night at some friend's house. It was almost like having a babysitter again. Most of our congregation was there and they all are very helpful with the kids.
Colton picked out a new fish, a new, "Charie", this week at Walmart. That stupid fish is already dead! Flushed him this morning. He must have been sick to begin with, or maybe it was the gummy fruit snack Colton put in his bowl for him. But I think this is the last of the fish. At least the Beta fish. Maybe I will purchase an $.18 goldfish next time for him.
I think Ava may be better. It is so hard to tell. She still has a cough and runny nose but not a cough like it was. They said it usually only lasts a week. She has been sick for over 3 weeks.
