I got this e-mail and thought I'd share it here.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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4 comments:
Doh! I tried posting earlier and it did some weird shut down and wouldn't let me!
ANyway, I love the home remedies. Those are USEFUL! I plan to put the mousetrap on the alarm clock in action tonight.
ANd! I miss you guys! I feel like I haven't talked to you in ages, much less seen ya'll! :(
Plans to come in any time soon?
Heddo, are you going to be inmemphsi around xmas?
I love the WD40 Duct tape remedy!
That Slinky thought might be the most true statement I've heard in a long while!
I like 5 and 6. :D
And yes, the stairs at mom and dad's would make for a most exciting push fest! Mwaa haa ha ahaahaa a
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